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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs

Also i hope you do not see for example mexican jokes as bad ones

36 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    dailyfunnyjokes said,

    my site is great

  2. 2

    bobby said,

    what do you call 100 mexicans running down the mountain jail break what do you call black people falling down the mountain mud slide what do you call white people falling down the mountain avalanche

  3. 3

    bobby said,

    if theres a white guy and a black guy in a car who is driving- THE COP

  4. 4

    bobby said,

    if theres a white guy driving a black guy in the back and hitler in the passanger where do the jews sit – IN THE ASH TRAY

  5. 5

    saints25 said,

    whats the most confusing holiday in harlem: fathers day

  6. 6

    Chcolate hater said,

    Q.what do you call a bunch of little black kids running around Mcdonalds ?
    A. Chicken Mcniglets.

  7. 7

    ba4ybii $hadow said,

    wut du u call uh white persoN????…………………immature!!ahahaha

  8. 8

    lazy_boi 12345 said,

    when you start a chain saw what sound does it make

    rrrrrrrrrun nigganigga

  9. 9

    smexxi said,

    why do Mexican kids walk around like they run the skool cause they daddy built it

  10. 10

    Paulie said,

    if theres a black guy and a mexican jumping of a building, who dies first? WHO CARES!?!?!?!

  11. 11

    taylor said,

    What’s white and fourteen inches long?
    Absolutely nothing!

  12. 12

    bubby said,

    y are black people so tall?

    Because their knee grows!
    x x :)
    Lol

  13. 13

    bubby said,

    ooops i mean negros

  14. 14

    mary said,

    what do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?

    the nba! :)

  15. 15

    jessica said,

    why do mexicans cook tamales for christmas?

    so the can have something to unrap

  16. 16

    jessica said,

    when do you see a frog naked?

    when its under a horny tod

  17. 17

    asdfghjkl; said,

    what is the difference between an apple pie and a jew?

    apple pies dont scream when you put them in the oven..

  18. 18

    chata said,

    Omg!!! WTF!!! Why are you making fun of black people and Mexicans?????? What the hell!!!! Don’t you have a life or something you cracker!

  19. 19

    el dreamer said,

    WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLE LIKE CHAMELIONS?

    CUZ THEY TURN DIFFRENT COLORS TO EXPREES HOW THEY FEEL

    green(sick)
    RED(HOT)
    BLUE(COLD)
    PURPLE(GOT SHOT BY MY HOMIES)

  20. 20

    maria pimentel said,

    you guys are all racist! none of these jokes where funny! real talk!
    all yall are IMMATURE!

  21. 21

    maria pimentel said,

    im mexican..i cudd say mexican jokes..heres one! :)

    WHY DO MEXICANS ALWAYS STEAL CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS FROM WALMART?
    — cuz they come with a birth certificate and an I.D

    HAHA

  22. 22

    maria pimentel said,

    HOW DO MEXICANS TAKE FAMILY PORTRAITS?

    –they all get on the back of a pick up truck..pass the red light and wait for their picture in the mail! HAHA

  23. 23

    maria pimentel said,

    a boy friend donates blood to his girl friend cuz she was ill.. a year after, they brake up and the boyfriend told the girlfriend he wanted the blood back,
    she gave him a tampon and said, ” MONTHLY PAYMENTS BITCH!”
    HAHA

  24. 24

    what do you say when you see your T.V floating @t nigt. Drop it nigga.

  25. 25

    Why can`t mexicans grill? Because you can`t grill beans!

  26. 26

    Billy said,

    Fuck yall niggas

  27. 27

    Josh said,

    a black guy finds a magic lamp he takes it home and a geni pops out
    and tells him he gets three wishes the black guy goes
    1 I wish i was white
    2 i wish i was skinny
    3 i wish i was surrounded by pussie
    the geni goes ok bam nigga u a tampon

  28. 28

    frann said,

    why cant mexicans be firefighters??
    ;;;
    because they dont know the diffrence between HOSE A && Hose B.

  29. 29

    HUnter said,

    whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
    pizza doesn’t scream when it’s in the oven

  30. 30

    Dean Martinelle said,

    What do black people and apples have in common?
    -They both look good hanging off trees.

  31. 31

    shaq said,

    why is shaq so gay?
    cuz hes black

  32. 32

    shaq said,

    wutz the difference between batman and a black guy?
    batman can go to the store without robin.

  33. 33

    shaq said,

    y is kevin crosseyed?
    cuz.

  34. 34

    shaq said,

    y is paige such a fuckin hoe?
    cuz shaq is black

  35. 35

    shaq said,

    what do you call 500,000 white people white people jumping out of a plain
    …snow

  36. 36

    slosh77 said,

    whens the only time you’re winking and grinning at a black person?
    when you’re aiming down the barrel

    thats my fav


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