Murdered has come to a house and there were a man and a women in the bed.He asks women.
- What’s your name
- She answers:Elisabet
- The I wont kill you cause its name of my mother
- Then He asked her husband :What is your name
- He has answered:My name is Robert,but all friends call me Elisabet
Some really funny question and answers that says a blonde women.
More those jokes are here:fat jokes
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.
and some but best short jokes for you
The wife is not speaking to me
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.
“What’s the matter?” the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a whole 31 days.”
The bartender thought about this for a while. “But, isn’t it a good thing that she isn’t talking to you?” asked the bartender.
“Yeah, except today is the last night.”
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she’s invisible!
What sister?
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out?
What do a cop and a dog have in common?
They both look at you with the “I understand you face”
Whats the difference between Slovenians and Austrians?
Slovenians keep the wine in their basements and Austrians keep people.
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The Circle A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it.
Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats.He turns around and sees she’s smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she’s laughing.
He’s really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she’s laughing so hard, she’s about to fall down. He demands, “What’s so funny?” She says, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle!”
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Mike says to Jake ” I was ultra smart child, I started walking with 9 months.” And Jake replies “I was even smarter, I made them carry me around till I was 4!”
What happens when to blonds run towards each other?
A mirror breaks.
More nigger jokes as well as short jokes
Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither
another one:
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
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Why does a blonde girl wear a green lipstick?
Cuz, red means STOP!
What is the only gene a blonde has.
hydroGEN.
Two blonds are talking over phone. One says “The new year’s eve is this Friday.”
And the other goes ” I hope it’s not Friday the 13th!”
