September 18, 2008
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Neighbour asks a Gypsy women:
– “Are you fully innocent?”
Gypsy:
– “I am ,i swear in my children …”
Gypsy Lover
A woman goes to the doctors, and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of a problem. I’ll have to take my clothes off to show you.”
The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.
“Well, what is it?”
he asks.
“It’s a bit embarrassing,” she replies, “These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs.”
The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly asks, “Have you been having an affair with a gypsy lately?”
The woman blushes and says, “Well, actually I have.”
“That’s the problem!” the doctor says, “Tell him his earrings aren’t made of real gold……”
Gypsy Lover
A woman goes to the doctors, and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of a problem. I’ll have to take my clothes off to show you.”
The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.
“Well, what is it?”
he asks.
“It’s a bit embarrassing,” she replies, “These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs.”
The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenhe doctor says, “Tell him his earrings aren’t made of real gold……”
September 12, 2008
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Wife In Stripper Club
Wife wanted to go in a stripper club with her husband. First he didn’t wanted to do so, but eventualy he decided he will do it.
When the had come to stripper club and pretty girl have said: ” Hi,mister Robert”
Women looked at him suspiciously but he has said it is daughter of her friend.
Waitress has done the so but he has said she was waitress at their wedding.
When stripper asks:”Who will take down my pants” Then everybody have said:”mister Robert”
But he has said to his women they fooled him. So he catch a taxi to go home. funny jokes
Then driver has said:” Mister Robert what is with you. Every evening you were with a pretty whore, what are you doing with this ugly grandma”
great funny jokes
Blonde Blinking Joke
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ”Yes. No. Yes. No.”
September 1, 2008
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2 really great blonde jokes for everyone.
1)
The sales man selling in fast food store asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”
2) A blonde has asked someone what time it is , and he has told her it is 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
“You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”
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