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2 Funniest Blonde Jokes Ever

2 really great blonde jokes for everyone.

1)

The sales man selling in fast food store asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”

2) A blonde has asked someone what time it is , and he has told her it is 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

“You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”

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Funny Blonde Using Computer !!!

Some really funny question and answers that says a blonde women.
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Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

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Smart Child Joke

Mike says to Jake ” I was ultra smart child, I started walking with 9 months.” And Jake replies “I was even smarter, I made them carry me around till I was 4!”

What happens when to blonds run towards each other?
A mirror breaks.

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What Red Means To a Blonde?

Why does a blonde girl wear a green lipstick?
Cuz, red means STOP!

What is the only gene a blonde has.
hydroGEN.

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Friday the 13th blonde jokes

Two blonds are talking over phone. One says “The new year’s eve is this Friday.”
And the other goes ” I hope it’s not Friday the 13th!”

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The Smartest Blonde joke

Two blonds are sleeping in the same bed, which was too tight for the two of them
One fell off the bed, and the other says “Come to bed now, there is enough space”.

Who is the smartest blonde?
A golden retriever.

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great blonde jokes

Two blondes chating through SMS.One asks:
• Will you go on drink a cup of coffee?
The reply comes:
• I do not have enough money on my mobile account to answer.

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