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September 18, 2008
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Neighbour asks a Gypsy women:
– “Are you fully innocent?”
Gypsy:
– “I am ,i swear in my children …”
Gypsy Lover
A woman goes to the doctors, and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of a problem. I’ll have to take my clothes off to show you.”
The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.
“Well, what is it?”
he asks.
“It’s a bit embarrassing,” she replies, “These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs.”
The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly asks, “Have you been having an affair with a gypsy lately?”
The woman blushes and says, “Well, actually I have.”
“That’s the problem!” the doctor says, “Tell him his earrings aren’t made of real gold……”
Gypsy Lover
A woman goes to the doctors, and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of a problem. I’ll have to take my clothes off to show you.”
The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.
“Well, what is it?”
he asks.
“It’s a bit embarrassing,” she replies, “These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs.”
The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenhe doctor says, “Tell him his earrings aren’t made of real gold……”
September 12, 2008
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Wife In Stripper Club
Wife wanted to go in a stripper club with her husband. First he didn’t wanted to do so, but eventualy he decided he will do it.
When the had come to stripper club and pretty girl have said: ” Hi,mister Robert”
Women looked at him suspiciously but he has said it is daughter of her friend.
Waitress has done the so but he has said she was waitress at their wedding.
When stripper asks:”Who will take down my pants” Then everybody have said:”mister Robert”
But he has said to his women they fooled him. So he catch a taxi to go home. funny jokes
Then driver has said:” Mister Robert what is with you. Every evening you were with a pretty whore, what are you doing with this ugly grandma”
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Blonde Blinking Joke
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ”Yes. No. Yes. No.”
August 20, 2008
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What is the best thing to do if you find an alligator in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else!
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I am selling a car without engine, but it goes very well a downhill
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I’ve got mail!”
June 25, 2008
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The wife is not speaking to me
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.
“What’s the matter?” the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a whole 31 days.”
The bartender thought about this for a while. “But, isn’t it a good thing that she isn’t talking to you?” asked the bartender.
“Yeah, except today is the last night.”
June 23, 2008
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What do a cop and a dog have in common?
They both look at you with the “I understand you face”
Whats the difference between Slovenians and Austrians?
Slovenians keep the wine in their basements and Austrians keep people.
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June 22, 2008
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The Circle A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it.
Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats.He turns around and sees she’s smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she’s laughing.
He’s really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she’s laughing so hard, she’s about to fall down. He demands, “What’s so funny?” She says, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle!”
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June 21, 2008
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Mike says to Jake ” I was ultra smart child, I started walking with 9 months.” And Jake replies “I was even smarter, I made them carry me around till I was 4!”
What happens when to blonds run towards each other?
A mirror breaks.
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June 19, 2008
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Why does a blonde girl wear a green lipstick?
Cuz, red means STOP!
What is the only gene a blonde has.
hydroGEN.
June 17, 2008
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Two blondes chating through SMS.One asks:
• Will you go on drink a cup of coffee?
The reply comes:
• I do not have enough money on my mobile account to answer.
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