Murdered has come to a house and there were a man and a women in the bed.He asks women.
- What’s your name
- She answers:Elisabet
- The I wont kill you cause its name of my mother
- Then He asked her husband :What is your name
- He has answered:My name is Robert,but all friends call me Elisabet
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she’s invisible!
What sister?
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out?
Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither
another one:
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
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