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What do a cop and a dog have in common?
They both look at you with the “I understand you face”
Whats the difference between Slovenians and Austrians?
Slovenians keep the wine in their basements and Austrians keep people.
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The Circle A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it.
Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats.He turns around and sees she’s smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she’s laughing.
He’s really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she’s laughing so hard, she’s about to fall down. He demands, “What’s so funny?” She says, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle!”
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Mike says to Jake ” I was ultra smart child, I started walking with 9 months.” And Jake replies “I was even smarter, I made them carry me around till I was 4!”
What happens when to blonds run towards each other?
A mirror breaks.
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Two blonds are talking over phone. One says “The new year’s eve is this Friday.”
And the other goes ” I hope it’s not Friday the 13th!”
