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Gypsy Funny Jokes

dailyfunnyjokes — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:45:09 +0000

Neighbour asks a Gypsy women:
– “Are you fully innocent?”
Gypsy:
– “I am ,i swear in my children …”

Gypsy Lover

A woman goes to the doctors, and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of a problem. I’ll have to take my clothes off to show you.”

The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.

“Well, what is it?”

he asks.

“It’s a bit embarrassing,” she replies, “These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs.”

The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly asks, “Have you been having an affair with a gypsy lately?”

The woman blushes and says, “Well, actually I have.”

“That’s the problem!” the doctor says, “Tell him his earrings aren’t made of real gold……”

Gypsy Lover

A woman goes to the doctors, and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of a problem. I’ll have to take my clothes off to show you.”

The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.

“Well, what is it?”

he asks.

“It’s a bit embarrassing,” she replies, “These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs.”

The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenhe doctor says, “Tell him his earrings aren’t made of real gold……”

Extreme Funny Jokes – Wife In Stripper Club Jokes + Blonde Blinking Jokes

dailyfunnyjokes — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:31:17 +0000

Wife In Stripper Club

Wife wanted to go in a stripper club with her husband. First he didn’t wanted to do so, but eventualy he decided he will do it.

When the had come to stripper club and pretty girl have said: ” Hi,mister Robert”

Women looked at him suspiciously but he has said it is daughter of her friend.

Waitress has done the so but he has said she was waitress at their wedding.

When stripper asks:”Who will take down my pants” Then everybody have said:”mister Robert”

But he has said to his women they fooled him. So he catch a taxi to go home. funny jokes

Then driver has said:” Mister Robert what is with you. Every evening you were with a pretty whore, what are you doing with this ugly grandma”

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Blonde Blinking Joke

Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ”Yes. No. Yes. No.”

2 Funniest Blonde Jokes Ever

dailyfunnyjokes — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:31:16 +0000

2 really great blonde jokes for everyone.

The sales man selling in fast food store asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”

2) A blonde has asked someone what time it is , and he has told her it is 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

“You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”

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Blonde Jokes – Blonde Selling Car +Alligator=Bonus

dailyfunnyjokes — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:45:10 +0000

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What is the best thing to do if you find an alligator in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else!

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I am selling a car without engine, but it goes very well a downhill

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I’ve got mail!”

Policeman is mad at dog-toy

dailyfunnyjokes — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:05:06 +0000

A police officer has stopped the driver:
– “Dog must not ride on the front seat!”
– “But this is dog – toy !”, The driver has said with confusion.
– “The sort dog is not important mister …”

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Murderer and Man Joke

dailyfunnyjokes — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:19:20 +0000

Murdered has come to a house and there were a man and a women in the bed.He asks women.

- What’s your name

- She answers:Elisabet

- The I wont kill you cause its name of my mother

- Then He asked her husband :What is your name

- He has answered:My name is Robert,but all friends call me Elisabet

Funny Blonde Using Computer !!!

dailyfunnyjokes — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:30:00 +0000

Some really funny question and answers that says a blonde women.
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Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

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Problems with Wife Funny Jokes

dailyfunnyjokes — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:42:39 +0000

The wife is not speaking to me
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

“What’s the matter?” the bartender asks.

“My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a whole 31 days.”

The bartender thought about this for a while. “But, isn’t it a good thing that she isn’t talking to you?” asked the bartender.

“Yeah, except today is the last night.”

Funny Doctor Jokes

dailyfunnyjokes — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:16:38 +0000

Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she’s invisible!
What sister?

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out?

What do a cop and a dog have in common – jokes

dailyfunnyjokes — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:00:48 +0000

What do a cop and a dog have in common?
They both look at you with the “I understand you face”

Whats the difference between Slovenians and Austrians?
Slovenians keep the wine in their basements and Austrians keep people.

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